Yin/Yang: Fish

Yin: Why are you always fishing?

Yang: Don’t you want fish with your rice?

Yin: But half the time you come home without any fish!

Yang: They call it “fishing,” not “catching!”

Yin: The rain falls and the sun shines, but rice only grows if you plant it!

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Yang: Your advice is like salt-water rain!

Yin: Salt is bad for growing rice, but you cannot live without it.

Yang: Air is crucial, and water will drown you, but the opposite is true of a fish!

Yin: Are you a fish, that you should not work? A little work wouldn’t kill you!

Yang: Salt in a wound causes continual pain!

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