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Tap That Ass: Why We’re STILL Obsessed with Yoga Pants
A lesson learned in a trendy dance club.
Recently, I was dancing in a club in Madrid to a TikTok remix of Apple Bottom Jeans. The club’s energy was electrifying.
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin’ at her
-Flo Rida
It didn’t take long to notice the hot woman dancing on the floor near the bar in skintight, sculpted ass, black yoga pants.
She stood out from the oodles of women wearing sexy club dresses. Maybe it was simply because she dared to wear something different, especially in an exclusive club known to attract international A-Listers, models, and beautiful people.
But, honestly, there’s no doubt in my mind, the yoga pants had something to do with catching my attention. A lot to do with it.
Yoga pants are comfy. They are functional. They can give the wearer a confidence boost, especially high waisted ones that work magic and lock everything into place. Confidence, of course, looks good on anyone.
But that’s hardly why we’re culturally obsessed with yoga pants (at least in North America…and in one Spanish club). And it’s why we’ll probably not stop being…
