Republican Men Sure Love Eating Pussy

…and other things I learned after ten years in the Sugar Bowl.

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I was a sugar baby for ten years. It was an experience that was as rewarding as it was eye-opening. You might be thinking, “You’ve probably got some wild stories,” and believe me, I do. But what might surprise you the most is not the extravagant gifts, envelopes of hundred dollar bills, late night Venmo transactions or luxurious travels — it’s the political affiliations and sexual preferences of my Sugar Daddies.

One thing you wouldn’t expect is how the bedroom (or the private jet, or the yacht) became a sort of unspoken polling place. I found myself privy to the private quirks and kinks of some powerful men, and let me tell you, party lines show up more than you’d expect behind closed doors. I’m not talking about policy or economic strategies here, but some, shall we say, personal preferences.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, and I promise I’m not trying to write a political science paper. This is more of a “tongue-in-cheek” (pun entirely intended) look at the intimate habits of the wealthy men I’ve known.

I’ve been with Republicans who couldn’t resist the temptation of dessert before dinner and Democrats who were all about equal opportunity enjoyment. Libertarians who wanted to ensure personal…