Problem
AI
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Saala samajh nahi aata problem kya hai ?
Problem ye hai ki wo AI hai, aur kya problem hai.
Problem ye hai ki hum chahte hain ki hamari life mai koi problem hi na ho, lekin hamari life mai agar koi problem hi na ho to ye Ai ki sabse badi problem hai.
Basically har engineer ki life me ek umar aati hai, jab usse samajh aata hai ki ab uski life ek naukri, ek bandi, aur ek sudden technical support ke bina chal hi nahi sakti.
Aur har engineer ko ye teeno mil to paate nahi , to woh dhundhta hai ek LLM model, free me use karte hain, fir addicted ho jaate hain, fir subscription, which is like shaadi.
Aur shaadi ki sabse important cheez kya hai maang bharna aur engineer ka to kaam hi hai manager ki har maang bharna. Aur ye saale managers, inki to khair maang bhi peeche se bhari jaani chahiye. Abbey month complete bhi nahi hua hota hai ki AI ki limit reach ho jaati hai.
Office wale itni jaldi demo nhi maangte jitni jaldi ye plan ka subscription. Basically agar ek baar bhi tumne inse agar kisi website ko bnane ke liye keh diya to token khatam.
Itna paisa to Wolf of wall street me De Caprio ne nahi udaya tha jitni jaldi ye saale tokens uda dete hain. Aur Agar website bnana chahte ho to bnao, sach mai banao, website bnane ka naatak mat karo, website ki complexity ko judge karke farzi sawaal pe sawaal mat poocho, bina pooche sahi se prompt ko padh ke kaam karo.
Aur sun AI na tumhare saamne give up karne ka sirf naatak karta hai, esa nahi hai ki woh tumhara kaam kar sakta nahi hai, woh tumhara kaam karega par jaise hi usko lagne lagega ki ye to dependent ho gaya hai, woh subscription ka Ad de dega.
Aur ye tumhari kisi bhi baat ko galat nahi batayenge, basically agar GPT ek banda hota aur tum apni tashreef me zeher laga lete to agle din GPT mara milta.
Aur ye chahte hain ki tum unse apni problem discuss karo, aur engineers ka kuch hua ho ya na hua ho, crush to hua hi hai, to hum log ek raat kar lete hain usse baat, aur fir ye hume hamari hi galti bata ke humhi ko chutiya prove kar deta hai.
Aur tu code ko hi lele, in sabka claim hai ki hum code mai help kar denge, code ko efficient bana denge, ek baar inhe code deke dekh lo, ma-code denge us code ki,
O(n) ka code doge O(n²) ka bana ke de denge.
Code. Code. Code….
Bhen-Code.
Aur ye context window me pehle ise sab cheez samjhao, saari cheezein batao, for iske sawaal, aur sujhav , ye kar doon, do you want this, that,
Bhai itne options to BangKok mai nahi milte honge, aur jab itne options milte hian to behak jata hai aadmi,
Yaar nahi rehta dhyaan ki kis liye aaye the.
Aur jaise hi tumhe yaad aat hai ki finally ye cheez chahiye thi,
Tab hi context window ki highest limit reach!
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Aur fir inki timing subah se 12 tak use karo to 4:16 pe reuse kar sakte ho, ya seedhe raat ke 12:18 pe arrey bhai tu kamsekam esa samay to de jo whole no. ho, raat ke 12:18 ka alarm laga raha hoon ab mai, aur fir ek 2 command poori hogi tabhi fir limit reached …
Pehle aadmi subah uthta tha, hagta tha, hagte mai reels dekhta tha, ab saala uthte hi yaad aa jata hai ki limit reach ho gayi thi, ab 11:00 tak aaj kuch kaam kar sakta nahi hoon ,aur upar se reels me gyaan debne aa jate hain claude ke dalaal, ki aise use kar lo, 600 saal tak claude ki limit reach nahi hogi,
Sahi kehte hain log, claude ne laude laga diye hain hum sabke.
Usme bhi ye GEN-Z saale chuchu, vibe code karenge, vibe coders hain hum, abbey vibe hi to kill kar di hai poore kaam ki is C-Laude nai!
Developers hamesha presentation ke liye late kyu ho rahe hote hain, kyunki jo samajhdaar hain woh meeting mai jaate hi late hain , aur jo samajhdaar ke opposite — vibe coder hain, un saalo ke end moment par API gadbad kar jaati hai .
Bhai Ai ki na engineer se bas do needs hain, hamara data aur humein neecha dikhaane ka mauka.
Inhe bass humse ye do cheez chahiye — Allow
Aur if not then tell me.
Bhai itne sawaal ke jawaab agar maine apne crush ko de diye hote to woh 2–4 mahine to relation m aati mere saath, long term to nahi chalta mera bhi kyunki jab mai khud AI models tak switch karta hoon to lug-AI models bhi to switch karunga hi.
Ise ek cheez tum apne words mai samjha do, isse samjah nahi aayega, wese ye saal humans ko samajhna chahta hai. Aur wahin tum claude se prompt likha ke, GPT ko de do bhai wo poori jinda video bana dega. ye kis type ka Boyfriend- Bestfriend wala discriminative behaviour hai.
Aur ye saara siyaapa shuru kiya hai SAM ALTMAN ne, saale meethe ne khud to din bhar mardo ki sewa ki ab uska app bana diya jo logo ki sune aur uski sewa kare.
Aur ab hamara relation GPT ke saath platonic ho chuka hai, ye ab hume gaali ke suggestion de deta hai, surprise plan kar deta hai, edits bana deta hai, to creative log kaha jaayein..
Pehle hamare managers maar rahe the timelines ko leke ab ye thoda support deke, LLM models aa gaye hain hamari maarne, aadha kaam sahi kar denge fir baad mai usi kaam ki maa bhen kar denge,
Matlab ya to tamaam kaam kar denge ya fir kaam tamaam hi kar denge.
AI is actually feminine or should i say its maide for our aid but it is an AID-Aurat In Disguise, banaya bhi to gay bande ne hai na LLM model, to rayta to felega hi, inke saale har sawaal mai ek doosra sawaal chupa hota hai, woh pehle tumse theme ksi rakhoon ye poochega, tum usse bata deoge, fir woh apne mann se ek color replace kar dega, fir tum usse reference ke liye image doge, par woh tabhi gaandhari ban jayega.
Tum fir usko poori baat samjah ke 2 baar usko gaali bak kar, sab kuch jhelne ke baad, haath jod loge , ki mai hi chutiya hoon jo is sab me padha.
Aur iss saare chutiyap ke baad bhi hum subscription kahreed ke AI models use kar rahe hain, aur jo nahi kar pa rahe hain woh iss baat se pareshaan hain ki woh LLM models ka subscription e nahi pa rahe hain.
Kyunki AI is like porn, tum chorna to chate ho, par chor pa nahi rahe ho, ye Tory Black is Black Box, Angela white is GPT Astra, Shasha Grey is Stability AI, Dani Danniels is DeepSeek, Gemini is Gianna Fox.
Ye sab hamara stress release bhi kara dete hain, aur agle stress ka reason bhi yahi hain, ki aaj fir 2 round lag gaye.
To koi end nahi hai iss discussion ka, aur manager ko kal presentation deni hai , to mai ja raha hoon claude se ppt banvaane, tum bhi apna-apna dekh lo.
Baaki Elon ne udne waali gaadi to bana hi di hai, jab tak naukri bacha sakte ho bacha lo, warna us udne waali gaadi ke tyre kese puncture kar sakte hain uska hi kuch jugaad bana lo, kyunki abhi AI hawa mai puncture to nahi laga sakta kamse kam.
