MESSAGES FROM HELL

MY ADVENTURES USING A QUIJA BOARD

I VENTURED INTO TO THE DARK REALMS OF THE OCCULT TO MEET NIXON

OUIJA BOARD PUBLIC DOMAIN

I am not one who is a fan of the occult. I believe that we should leave the dark side alone; however my curiosity of what former President Richard M. Nixon thought of today’s happening overcame me and I sought out the help of an old Cajun woman named Miss Evangeline who was reported to be a medium. My old fishing buddies Roubideaux and Thibodeaux warn me to stay away from her because they had always heard, she was a witch. I considered their warning but I had to put it aside. I had to talk to Nixon. It turned out that Miss Evangeline was a very nice elderly lady who put me in touch with the other side. Before I knew it, I was talking with Richard Nixon.

Norman Rockwell cover of the May 1, 1920 issue of The Saturday Evening Post, Public Domain

Hey if an all American icon like Norman Rockwell had no problem with a Ouija Board then who am I to judge?

TRIGGER WARNING: This writer likes to avoid using obscene and offensive language; however, the following is a transcript of my conversation with Richard Nixon in Hell. In the pursuit of truth, no expletives will be deleted.