The Fry War: Food politics
Apr 19, 2026
French Fries, Burgers, bread
mustard, relish, ketchup red,
oh why oh why must we all fight
are we all that different in our own right
Can’t we make peace and get along
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or will we all lose when we begin this song
this song of war, of loss, of tragedy
of killing, of spiting, of vanity
and for what, for what is it all for
when we all lose in war
— Fredrick Whiske of Toastantia
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