The Fry War: Maynard
Jun 14, 2026
Dear George Pleakey, President of Toastania.
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Shut your mouth you ungrateful ingrate!!! Friedonia has contributed so much to your country, just look at your food!!! You guys had bland wet pieces of potato until we stepped in. You guys were so idiotic you didn’t think to put salt on it? We have given you so much and were disrespected by those dastardly Catsupians with their ketchup, which is worthless without us by the way!!! So I think we are entitled to a little conflict, damn everyone else, Friedonia will perserver!!! The next time I see you, you will either be bowing before me or 6 feet under! In other words… see you soon.
signed
Bob Maynard, Friedonian Head of War.
