#TheLynchPen
“Yeah girl!! Good game on the court today!! You have a wicked jump shot girl!! We really killed that other high school women’s basketball team! Now, let’s go into the locker room to shower up so that I can show you deez nuts!”
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“How you doing man. About my wife’s last pregnancy? We didn’t do a gender reveal, just like we didn’t do one for our last child. A gender reveal is homophobic. The doc told us that this child will be a biological girl. My wife and I have decided that we’ll have her titties and ass reduced at birth. And feed her male hormones with breast milk so she’ll be able to grow a beard. With our first son, we decided to cut his nuts off at 3 years old and install titties on him at that age. We learned from our first child, so we want be good ‘woke’ parents and put our bigotry and privilege in check early on.”
#Me: LMAO!!!!
#Willie: LMAO!!!!
Me: I heard #PaleAle. Congress voted to pass the so called #EqualityAct which would be an add on to the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The legislation would grant members or the #LGBTQ community rights and freedoms in public and private spaces among other things. I’m with that, but to a certain extent. Much noise has been raised about some of the most controversial parts of this bill. Many people have been asking critical questions that quite frankly need to be asked. Many of these questions are focusing on women’s rights, and the safety of women. Will parents and other biological female students that are minors be comfortable with a biological male who self identifies as or who has made the transition into a ‘woman’ playing on the same team as their biological daughter, or competing on teams against their biological daughters? Is this fair to the biological female student athletes? If you think it is, how? There is I believe a young biological female high school student in Connecticut who has a lawsuit asking these questions which has gained some national attention. Another question; What about parents who allow or refuse to grant their minor biological son or daughter the ‘right’ to gender altering medical procedures? If little Johnny or Becky, or little Antoine or Malika were granted or forced by their parents to have their d***$ cut off, or breasts cut off while they were children, but when they grow of age realize that was a mistake, a mistake that can never be corrected, who is responsible? And vice versa? If the parents decide that their child has to wait until they are of a legal consenting age to do such things to their bodies, can the parents be thrown into jail for breaking the law? I don’t know Pale Ale. A child is a child, and should remain as one until they are legally grown to make their own decisions. Anything else is authoritarianism. What about church, the synagogue, or the masjid? This bill would affect that too. This ‘woke’ bill passed Congress, but it might not pass in the Senate. We’ll observe what happens next.
