#TheLynchPen
#WillieLynch: It’s in the water #Monkenzie.
#Me: What’s in the water?
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#Willie: The key to your survival. I told you we have big plans for #Buffalo. Your spiritually cold city sits right next to 2 of the Great Lakes.
Me: What’s so special about the Great Lakes?
Willie: What’s so special about the Great Lakes? I’ll tell your black ass what’s so special about them. These 5 large lakes in the Mid-Western part of the United States are one of last remaining, and largest sources of “fresh water” left in the world. What many of ya’ll #Negroes didn’t realize was that quietly last week, there was the 13th annual “Great Lakes Restoration Conference” held in your city. Of course there were no N**@$ in attendance because most of ya’ll are escaping to #Atlanta trying to be on Reality TV or trying to get a mumble rap record deal! With the “reset button” approaching bringing “Climate Change” with it, we’re not taking any chances. Ya’ll can keep monkeying around by moving to places like land locked Atlanta, or to New York City or one of the other coastal cities if ya’ll want to. We’re revving up the “Gentrification Pipeline” to pipe you monkeys out of the city, so that we can live right next to the water. Water is the key to “human”, “man”, and “man kind’s” survival. Go without it for too long and you will die! Taking the land is just one part of the plan. Another part of the plan is taking the fresh water supply. We want you to move to Atlanta, we want you to move to New York or LA! When s*** starts popping off, and these coastal cities start sinking under water, we’ll be prepared by already cornering the market on cities and land adjacent to fresh water supplies. When s*** starts popping off, we’ll make sure the fresh water supply in places like land locked Atlanta are cut off. When you Monks realize you’ll have to move up North or in land, we’ll already be 10 white steps ahead of you, and we will have another strategy in our tool box to keep you oppressed under our mercy!
