Affairs

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Ted’s engagement with FORM 1040 is not
of sufficient magnitude to be called a battle.
With the least effrontery imaginable,
Theia draws out Ted’s affair.
“So shrunk and diminished!”
As Fucking Far As IRS is concerned, Ted has
no discernible sperm-, er, ink-slinging income.
Ted’s carnal relationship with Theia, too, is —
s(h)ort of love. “Too much squirt has been spilled.”

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