Understated
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Jul 3, 2023
Such a visually striking ballgame
must bore beef jerky to tears.
The 1st inning misled Jackson into thinking that.
Johnson bought steamy-n’-slick pork ribs for everyone
after the 3rd inning: Sauce deadpan. Pulse off-beat.
Jimson immortalized the ballpark in a
one-stroke-of-genius-mustard-drawing
on an understated sausage tray.
As the bottom of the 9th fell off,
three 1-speed bicycles
powered by logic-defying psychics
merged onto I-88.
