Entertainment We Can Believe In
If we survive the results of the mid-term elections, we’ll need recovery time and some way to occupy ourselves away from the cesspool of social media if we expect to thrive.
Behold! The return of Television. As always, the alleged creative minds of Hollywood and New York can only riff off what worked before, so here are a few show runner synopses based upon time honored faves.
This Olde White House
…wherein the venerable icon Bob Villa comes out of retirement to try to save the ballroom project, or rather, save the White House from said project. Learn the risks of proceeding without proper permitting. Special bonus, how to find a pool contractor to fix your lap-pool-turned-swamp.
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America’s Got Gonads
A niche version of America’s Got Talent wherein Pete Hegseth and Steven Miller challenge LGBTQ+ contestants to arm wrestling. Late breaking news; due to the dearth of victories by Messers. Hegseth and Miller this will likely be a single episode special on Fox, rather than a full season series.
Let’s Make A Steal
Donald Trump makes a return to prime time game show performance (not to be confused with his Presidency) to see if he wants to keep the millions of grift dollars or go for the number of votes beyond Door #s 1,2 or 3.
The Tech Bros
Not to be outdone by a certain New Jersey television crime family, The Tech Bros packs episodes with bottomless ego drama, blatant fraud, criminal negligence and the ultimate greed story of our age. Hopefully it doesn’t run as long as its predecessor.
…now what did I do with that old cable box?
