President Trump Has Brought My Compulsive Heavy Drinking under Control
With Five Years of Continuation Anticipated through Exclusive Speculation
- Final revision: 15 October 2026 (Thursday) -
As the title suggests, my compulsive heavy drinking has been brought under control to an extent that scarcely seems real.
For the past year and a half, China and Russia had been committing exclusive speculation on the largest possible scale in order to induce me to engage in even the slightest degree of excessive alcohol consumption.
In response, Sir David Rothschild and Sir Nathaniel Rothschild committed an equivalent amount; nevertheless, the resulting damage could not be entirely avoided.
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At this point, President Trump, acting with the resources of the United States as a whole, committed five years’ worth of exclusive speculation directed towards bringing my compulsive heavy drinking to a complete end. As a result, I have become able to refrain from drinking to a degree that scarcely seems possible.
Exclusive speculation constitutes a guarantee of a specified outcome. If exclusive speculation is directed towards causing a person to engage in heavy drinking three times a day, that outcome will necessarily be produced. In my account, this was the form of electronic harassment employed by China and Russia with the intention of killing me. President Trump has brought this process to a halt.
For my own part, I shall likewise exert every possible effort to enable President Trump to receive the Nobel Peace Prize within an exceptionally short period, and I wish to state that the Nobel Committee ought to act accordingly.
This is the reality of the international competition in the manipulation of the human body through electronic harassment, whereby bodily agency itself is taken away. I ask readers to remain aware of this issue.
At present, as a result of extreme and opposing investment from East and West, the amplitude of the attack gain affecting TI has become so severe that the body is subjected to forces that feel as though they could tear it apart. I conclude by emphasising that the resulting damage must be reduced through legal regulation. I shall continue to devote myself to that objective m(_ _)m ^^)
