Natasha
A letter to President Putin
January 15, 2026
Dear President Putin,
I have a Russian girlfriend, Natasha. Natasha’s breasts are like Aphrodite’s, ideally shaped and sized. Those goddess-like breasts, the kind you could never tire of looking at, have shrunk at age 30, clinging to her body. I’ve never been able to touch them. She wasn’t my girlfriend yet, and she always hid her breasts with one arm. We went to the best hospital in Istanbul. An Azerbaijani doctor, who spoke Russian and Turkish, examined her. My girlfriend refused treatment. She was told in Russia that she wasn’t sick, that she was normal. My girlfriend received treatment for another ailment, but she refused to treatment for a sexually disease. Natasha had a child at a young age and cannot have another. Natasha’s condition is probably not considered a disease in Russia because it’s likely present in majority women there. My girlfriend’s name isn’t Natasha. But your advisors know me; they even read my WhatsApp messages.
Twelve years ago, I took a three-day trip to Moscow. Comrade Lenin had magnificent buildings built for each of his seven sisters, buildings that can be seen from all over Moscow. So, it seems there were once large families with eight children in Russia. There must be a reason for the population decline in Russia.
In 2014, when I was in Moscow, it was like a German city. Everywhere there were signs for German insurance companies, German banks, and German firms. I’m sending you a picture. There’s a crane in the picture with “Liebherr” written on it. Year 2014 (twelve years ago), a German company was restoring the Kremlin Palace. (Mr. Liebherr wrote me a letter. “I will be in Istanbul for a meeting on May 3–5. Could you offer me a 3-day tour ending May 3 or starting May 6?” It’s a nice letter, like a riddle. 40 years ago I had a travel agency. I used this letter as a test text when looking for employees who spoke German.)
Withdraw from Crimea and sign a peace treaty with Ukraine. The money invested in armaments against you in Europe today will be reinvested in Russia. Russia doesn’t need land; Russia has a surplus of land. If Russia continues to be an aggressor, other states will have the right to invade Russia.
Russia has a large territory but a small population, Japan has a large population but small territory. I wrote a letter to the Japanese Ambassador in Ankara. I suggested they buy land from Russia. “Buying Krai.” I sent you a copy of this letter before, so I’m writing briefly here. I went to Japan. The issue was met with enthusiasm there as well. The Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs has a department for the Kuril Islands. They are handling the matter. Japan and Russia haven’t signed a peace treaty since World War II. The two countries have been legally considered to be at war since 1945. Look at that letter again. With Krai, eastern Russia could develop like Japan.
In 1991, the Soviet Union collapsed. Russia experienced a trauma. It’s only been 35 years, remember 1991. “Glasnost,” “Perestroika” Russia searched extensively for the reasons for its collapse but couldn’t find them.
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September 29, 1829. Russia declared that Mount Ararat had been climbed. This date is a turning point not only for Russia but for the whole world. This date is our shared destiny. St. Petersburg’s reputation was restored, but Ararat’s reputation was not. I wrote you many letters explaining this issue (1), sent you Professor Parrot’s book and my own. I made you an offer. Publish my book in Russian. You will write the following at the beginning of the book: “Russia accept and declares that Mount Ararat is a holly mountain and inaccessible.” You will pay me $350,000 in royalties, and you will earn $7 million through your signature.
Professor Dr. Johann Jacob Friedrich Parrot (1792–1840), Professor of Physics at Dorpat University, State Advisor to the Russian Empire. Professor Parrot came to the mountain on the orders of General Iwan Paskevich. The sign he erected on the mountain was in the name of the Russian Empire (2). Five years after 1829, in 1834, “Reise zum Ararat” was published in Berlin in German. Professor Parrot was a State Advisor to the Russian Empire; the book was in German. Russia and Germany are two states that want to be leaders of the same ideology.
The Soviet Union and the European Union are the same ideology. State authority is above human dignity. Property belongs to the state. This ideology is impossible. The Soviet Union changed its name, but its structure and ideology remained the same. Russian Federation (unless a greater catastrophe befalls it) will seek ‘’glasnost’’ and “perestroika” again within a few years.The European Union will do the same.
Go back to 2014. Stop fighting and start trading again. Publish my book.(3)
Sincerely,
Mustafa Bilgili
(1)
I published these articles on my blog.
https://medium.com/@mustafabilgili
https://dignityofararat.wordpress.com/
(2)
Be loyal to Czar Nicola’s orders.
He is the greatest authority in the whole of Russia.
General Paskewich Erivansky,
takes this holly place in to his possession,
with the pover of his weapon.
Year 1826
(3)
Article 1 of the German constitution is part of the “Divine Law.” Human dignity and property are sacred and inviolable.’’ Publish my book, the dignity of Ararat will be officially restored. Through tourism, humanity will be able to learn what Ararat teaches. Russia and Germany they will be able to see the contradiction in their faiths and they will be exemplary states
…Some Americans climbed Mount Ararat. Did the Americans observe or listen to anything from the mountaintop regarding Russia? We brought the whole world into line to prevent Americans from spying on Russia. Name, surname, father’s name, place and date of birth, passport number, all identification information to be provided in advance. The climb is only permitted with a guide. Taking pictures and talking to the local people is forbidden. Calling Ararat is forbidden; the Germans should to call the mountain “Der Grosse Berg Ağrı” (The Great Mountain of Ağrı). In 1991, Russia collapsed. In 1992, I was still following the procedure. I never doubted our faith. But it didn’t work. Whatever we did, it didn’t work. The state that believed it owned the world in 1982 couldn’t protect itself in 1992. I lost my job, my faith, my sanity, everything (trauma).
There was a shortcut: The mountaintop is forbidden. No one would be able to spy on Russia.
