On Fucking With People
Analysis of Tevor Noah and Kellyanne Conway
The Best Kellyanne Conway is a Silent Kellyanne Conway
First: On Miracles, then, Kellyanne.
M Knight Shamalan contributed the best work of art on the subject of miracles (I personally define miracles as “art”) in the history of film. We all remember the dead kid one. I’m referring to Signs. In signs he reveals how miracles unfold — far away from you. Miracles begin as displaced molecules, disturbed from their home, their position in space, violently tossed aside by the flap of a butterfly’s wing, which compounds into a psunami. Jeff Bezo’s wealth is a miracle for Jeff Besos. He was far away from it his entire life.
In the movie signs, some Jew-hating Superstar Actor is haunted by his dead hot wife. (He’s so obsessed with he, I mean move on, plenty of lonely hot women in the world, Angry Man Celeb, look my way some time) She keeps mentioning shit he can’t forget. But it’s not her. It’s his imagination of her that we all adorably still refer to as “memory.” But now we have “real” memory in computers, and that’s why our entire society is on the verge of collapse. Too scary? Fine, back to the movies!!! (You seen Maverick yet?)
In Signs, the protagonist discovers in the end that small efforts throughout his life (filling of buckets/glasses with water) and a baseball bat, all these little things he always did come together at exactly the right time to save the earth. See the butterfly disturbed the molecules way out on another planet in the galaxy, thereby inciting events on the other side of that planet, that lead aliens to set out to conquer our planet (meanwhile the main character is just making small, frustrated efforts, having no idea of the impending alien invasion that he will be the lone Earthling to solve, why? Because he made just the right steps to solve the .
We are future and past collapsing in on themselves.
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Trevor Noah
Best kellyanne is silent kellyanne.
It’s time we stopped frustrating people ON PURPOSE.
There are assholes who learned the techniques of assholeism.
Neddy Bly — A Cure for Assholism
Kellyanne Conway, asshole.
David Ploufe, non asshole. (Only Kelly is allowed to make a case.)
Show definitively whether or not you’re an asshole.
Use the media to be an asshole to people (typically because you BELIEVE they’re being an asshole to people, but they also believe the person they’re being an asshole to is
Kellyanne has resentments. Major ones. She lives in this bizzaro world where there’s no ground, no reality to hold on to. Her husband betrays her. Her daughter betrays her. She does the boob jobs (we all do) and botox regiment to try and have great sex, but seriously the only guys into her are SOOO unattractive, (you been to a Republican fundraiser lately? No you have not or you’d know)
