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Cure writers Block — from just one Knock!
The feline Muse works — it’s not a Crock! — Poetic Pussycat Tale
A Pussy Cat Tale
Lady Donga Diaries
Words & Pictures — Lady Donga
Meow 247
My human cant think of what to write — he might have writers block
So then dear readers it is my feline duty — to give his brain a knock
I spin my hook tail around around — and hit his head whammo pop!
Then he moves my butt and paws — and plays his musical keys lap top
He watches me keenly for ideas — as I unload the grocery shopping
As I jump in and out of each empty bag — for me there is no stopping
And then I play, find the box, stalk the box, destroy the box — I’m not at all lazy!
And now my claws are attacking the carpet — my human thinks that I am crazy
Then on to his tummy for some kneading — until it becomes like dough
Oh dear I have done too much — and now he bleeds — am I a vampire so?
Thereafter he bought me a scratching post — but I claw the furniture instead
And when his limbs hang over the side — I scratch them till they bled
