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Please Let The Crazy Stop
Let’s get it over with today, so tomorrow isn’t nuts
Holy cow, I’m getting nervous about my trip because everything today has been completely off the wall.
I threw a load of laundry in the washer before bed last night so I could dry them and pack them this morning.
I forgot to turn the washer on.
Oh, goodie. Now I’m behind.
I started the wash, and then went to color my hair.
Don’t use Splat haircolor. After half an hour, I barely see color on my hair — and my natural color is WHITE!
A scathing review is in order, but it’s going to have to wait.
I sent my sister to the bank to make a deposit and bring back cash for Mom. Deposit slip done correctly and everything.
New bank policy — no cash back from deposits. So she had to come all the way back here so I could write her a check to go get cashed.
What in the literal heck is that all about? Does this make sense to anyone? Two steps for the same result — is it new math?
So freaking stupid.
Mom was floored by this new bank policy. She wandered around after me, asking questions I couldn’t answer, because it doesn’t make a lick of sense to me…



