RMSA Newsletter: May 15, 2023

6 min readMay 15, 2023

NO MORE 12PM WEEKEND CLASS
Hey there, all you registered families! Just wanted to give you a heads up that there won’t be any noon classes on Saturdays and Sundays for kids aged 5–14. And if your kiddo is a coach, please shoot us a text at 952–900–5406 to let us know when they’ll be showing off their skills. Thanks a bunch!

Don’t Arrive Late To Class⏰🚫
⌛Please arrive 15 minutes before soccer class starts, as all families need to check in and sign attendance before the children can join the training.

This will help us maintain a timely and organized practice. If kids are over 15 mins late, they’ll have to wait till a break to join the class.

⚽🎾KuMuSha Kids Equipment-Uniform Exchange Program👕👟
Hey there, all you sporty parents and guardians! Gather ‘round for some fantastic news that’ll have you jumping off the bleachers in excitement! We’re thrilled to announce that we’re diving headfirst into the KuMuSha Kids Equipment-Uniform Exchange Program, and boy, oh boy, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Now, listen up! This program is all about spreading the love and passing on those gently-used sports goodies to families who could really use ’em. Got some equipment that’s gathering more dust than a retired gym sock? Don’t just let it sit there, feeling all lonely and neglected. Donate it to our program, and watch as it magically finds its way into the hands of some eager young athletes!

But wait, wait, wait, there’s more! We’ve got a surprise for you, my friends. Families who generously donate their equipment will get a shot at snagging some free sports gear for their own little superstars. That’s right, you heard it here first! We’ve got a limited stash of equipment that’ll be dished out on a first-come, first-served basis. So, if you want to guarantee your kiddo’s spot in the sporting hall of fame, sign up faster than a cheetah chasing its dinner!

Because hey, we believe in giving every child the chance to experience the thrill of sports, no matter what their piggy bank looks like. Our Kids Equipment-Uniform Exchange Program is like a superhero cape, swooping in to save the day and level the playing field. So, don’t waste a second! Donate that pre-loved equipment and secure your child’s path to sporting greatness with some shiny new gear, all for free!

For all the juicy deets on how to donate or sign up, head on over to THE LINK BELOW. Get ready to unleash the power of giving, and let’s make some sporting dreams come true! Game on! 🏀⚽🎾

For more information on how to donate or sign up, learn more here 👇🏽
KuMuSha-Kids-Sports-Equipment-Exchange.

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🌸⚽Happy Mother’s Day! 💐🥳
Once upon a time at RMSA Soccer Academy, the real MVPs weren’t the players, but the unstoppable squad of soccer moms! They were armed with snacks and unwavering love, ready to tackle any challenge on and off the field. From packing soccer bags with ninja-like precision to being the comedic relief during intense moments, these moms were the true champions. They nurtured, mentored, and even brought a taste of diverse cultures to the academy, creating a tapestry of understanding. With their unwavering support, these super moms propelled young athletes to greatness. They sacrificed their own dreams to empower their children and became the unsung heroes, the glue that held the club together. On this Mother’s Day, let’s cheer and express our heartfelt gratitude to these incredible mothers who shaped the essence of the club. Happy Mother’s Day! ⚽👩‍👧‍👦❤️

Learn more here 👇🏽
Letter To RMSA Moms

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We’re super hyped to help all you soccer-loving ladies take your game to the next level! 🙌 We’ve got some awesome news for you, so listen up! If you refer a girl who signs up for our top-notch training program, we’ll hook you up with a sweet 15% discount on tuition. 💸 Yep, you heard it right here! Our coaches are absolute pros and will have your daughter kicking butt on the field like a total superstar. 🌟 So, if you’re thinking about enrolling your little lady, hit us up for all the program details at 952–900–5406 or slide into our DMs like a boss. 💪 We can’t wait to hear from you and help your girl become the soccer queen she was destined to be! ⚽👑

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⚽📰Last Week in The MLS: A Recap
What a crazy weekend in MLS! Nine red cards, fights, late goals, and just an all-around weirdness. The Eastern Conference standings are all over the place, with only six points separating first-place from last-place Atlanta. It’s a wild league, folks.

Here’s a quick rundown of the matches:

Chicago Fire FC beat St. Louis City SC 1–0, thanks to Rafael Czichos’ goal and a red card for St. Louis.
Atlanta United suffered a 3–1 defeat against Charlotte FC, with Justin Meram scoring twice against his former team.
Columbus Crew blew a 2–0 lead and settled for a 2–2 draw with Orlando City.
D.C. United and Nashville SC played to a 1–1 draw, highlighted by Alex Muyl scoring with his armpit (seriously, look it up!).
Inter Miami secured a 2–1 victory over the New England Revolution, with Josef Martinez scoring the winner.
CF Montréal continued their winning streak with a 2–0 triumph over Toronto FC.
The New York Red Bulls defeated NYCFC 1–0, thanks to a stunning goal from Omir Fernandez.
Austin FC suffered a 1–0 loss to FC Dallas, with Jesus Ferreira scoring his fifth regular-season goal against Austin.
The Seattle Sounders grabbed a 1–0 win over the Houston Dynamo, courtesy of Paul Rothrock’s goal.
Sporting KC dominated Minnesota United with a 3–0 victory, bouncing back from their slow start to the season.
The Philadelphia Union overcame the Colorado Rapids 2–1 in a match that ended with a pushing and shoving fight.
LAFC cruised to a 3–0 win over Real Salt Lake, with goals from Kwadwo Opoku, Denis Bouanga, and Mateusz Bogusz.
The Portland Timbers defeated the Vancouver Whitecaps 3–1, thanks to a fast goal and a brace from Evander.

So, there you have it, a weekend full of surprises, drama, and some downright strange moments. MLS never fails to keep us entertained!

Thank you again for your continued support and trust in our program. We look forward to seeing your child in action on the field and creating unforgettable memories together.