Best “Friends” TV Show Quotes
Friends first aired in the 1990s and ran for ten years until it was cancelled in 2004.
Friends is still as popular as ever and a big part of today’s mainstream culture, despite the fact that it has been 17 years since the last new episode aired. BTS’ RM even said that watching the show taught him English.
Friends is still available to watch on HBO Max, even if it is no longer available on Netflix. Also, if you’re a die-hard fan, don’t miss the two-hour-long reunion show.
The great and classic one-liners from the show’s roster of memorable and adored characters are one of the show’s best features.
Rachel-
[Talking about Joey] “Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?”
“Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more “ESPN” and a little less ‘E.’?”
“I don’t want my baby’s first words to be ‘How You Doing?’”
“Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.”
“Okay, no uterus, no opinion.”
“He’s so pretty, I want to cry.”
Ross-
“We were on a break!”
“PIVOT!”
“In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could’ve married Joey.”
“I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.” — Ross
“Unagi.”
“Brussels sprouts? That’s worse than no food.”
Monica-
“They don’t know that we know that they know!”
“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that’s ours!”
“Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?”
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“Listen, Phoebe, I could have had you if I had wanted you.”
“You can’t fire me. I make your decisions and I say, ‘I’m not fired.’ Ha.”
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”
Chandler-
“I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.”
“Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children… The personal ad writes itself.”
“…And yet, I never run into Beyonce.”
“I can handle this. “Handle” is my middle name. Actually, “handle” is the middle of my first name.”
“You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance.”
“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
Phoebe-
“Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe I thought that’s just what we called each other.”
“Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
“I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.”
“God, I love how sexy I am.”
“13 bathrooms in this place, I threw up in a coat closet.”
“It’s so exhausting, waiting for death.”
Joey-
“How you doin’?”
“I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!”
“Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
“I’m a doctor, not a mathematician.”
“Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?”
“These are just feelings. They’ll go away.”
