Retirement Plan
If I won the lotto I would buy this place, turn it into a retirement home and move in. And sure, I will go with the three levels of care thing; independent, assisted, and memory.
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Each level will include its own kitchen, with a formal dining room, but also a kitchen table in the kitchen, where you can sit down with the chef and order anything you want, round the clock.
There will be a fitness center, library, cinema room, artist corner, gardening area, meditation space, but also a poker room, titty bar, and smoking section all under the eyes of your personal handlers who are chosen to serve your specific wants, needs, and chakras.
We will only have room for say 15 residents at a time, but it will be so cool that when David Letterman joins you for lunch and stays in the designated Airbnd unit, he will get straight on the waiting list to move in.
