My Dignity Took the Day Off

I’ve Been Serious Long Enough. Here Come the Bad Limericks

A small vacation from having something important to say.

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Five Limericks Like I Haven’t Written in a While

There was a young man of Bermuda
Whose extra-long nose did protruda.
To solve his drip issues
Were extra large tissues
A few that he always includa.

I once had a teacher named Rucker
He was such a terrible schmucker
And well as you thought
His students were caught
Calling him a hugger mugger.

A fellow while courting a lass
Slipped and fell on his rear in the grass.
Forever thereafter
She tittered in laughter
And he took off holding his ass.

Affairs of the heart are so subtil
To this there can be no rebuttal.
You ask what’s the harm
In the use of poor form
It scuttles your shuttle that’s what’ll