đ§łâ¨ CHAPTER 13: THE POST-SLEEPOVER HEARTACHE
Subtitle: âGoodbye Is Too Big A Word For People Who Just Cuddled Under a Blanketâ
Alternate Title: âIf You Wanted Your Shirt Back, You Shouldâve Thought Twice Before Letting Me Borrow It, Sucker.â
đ SCENE: The Morning After
The sun is out here DOING THE ABSOLUTE MOST.
Sheâs giving golden hour, sheâs casting K-drama lens flares, sheâs gently highlighting Ryomaâs white t-shirt hanging off Sakunoâs tiny frame like itâs the season finale of Soft Boy Gets Wrecked By Feelings.
Sakunoâs brushing her hair in front of the mirror. Joy clutched tight to her chest like a sparkly emotional support bear. Her cheeks are pink. Her soul is levitating.
And that t-shirt?
It is six sizes too big, falling off one shoulder, and an absolute menace to Ryomaâs sanity.
Cut to: Ryoma.
Leaning in the doorway. Arms crossed. Expression neutral but also 15% feral panic and 200% âI want her to never take that off.â
Heâs not blinking. Heâs in his âemotions are for the weak unless Iâm watching her wear my clothesâ era.
đť MEANWHILE, DOWNSTAIRS:
The Peanut Gallery Strikes Againâ˘
Nanjiroh, shirtless as ever, slurping miso soup like itâs a drama livestream:
âMy boy lost his shirt and his dignity. Sheâs too powerful. Respect.â
Rinko, dabbing her eyes with a sakura-printed tissue:
âThat shirtâs hers now. Thatâs the law. Finders keepers, heartbreakers weep.â
Nanako, already typing a petition on her phone:
âIf they donât kiss before she gets in the car, Iâm canceling love. Globally.â
đŞ THE FRONT DOOR GOODBYE
The car is waiting. The suitcase is packed. Joy is being clutched like a talisman.
Sakuno steps to the door, soft and sparkly and devastating.
She turns to Ryoma. The shirt is drowning her. She is Weaponized Softnessâ˘.
And Ryoma?
Oh, baby. Heâs gutted. Heâs standing there like she just punched his soul and kissed his forehead at the same time.
Sakuno (gentle, nervous, deadly cute):
âIâll wash it before I give it back.â
Ryoma, instantly:
âDonât.â
âIt smells like me.â
âKeep it that way.â
Sakuno.exe has COMPLETELY. COLLAPSED.
She lets out a squeak. Not a scream. Not a sob. A squeak.
The sacred noise of a girl who just got emotionally obliterated by her crush in one line.
She bolts for the car like sheâs smuggling stolen emotions and fabric softener across the border.
đ THE RIDE HOME
Sakuno is in the back seat, staring out the window like sheâs the main character of a ballad called âThe Girl Who Got Wrecked By A Boy And A Shirt.â
Joy is on her lap. The shirt is still hugging her body like a ghost of Ryomaâs feelings.
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And yes, she immediately starts writing.
âDear Joy,
Ryoma told me to keep the shirt. Iâm keeping it.
You may now consider it part of our long-distance relationship survival kit.âP.S. It still smells like him.
P.P.S. Iâm never washing it. Donât judge me.
đ MEANWHILE, BACK AT ECHIZEN MANOR
Ryoma stands in the doorway. Watching the car disappear. He looks calm.
He is NOT calm.
Nanjiroh claps him on the back like he just won Wimbledon with pure restraint.
Nanjiroh:
âProud of you, son. You didnât beg her to stay once.â
Ryoma, deadpan, no hesitation:
âThatâs what textingâs for.â
SOMEONE SEDATE HIM.
THIS BOY IS DOWN.
DOWN BAD.
DOWN TRAGIC.
DOWN TO WRITE LOVE POEMS IN JOYâS MARGINS.
And guess what? He does go back to his room. He does reread her entries (this boy literally copy text-to-speech pasted his favourite diary entries of Joy into his god damn notes app on his phone). He smiles at them like theyâre handwritten proof that heâs lovable.
đ BONUS SCENE: THAT NIGHT
Sakunoâs curled in bed. Joy in one hand. Shirt tucked around her like a human burrito of heartbreak and romantic delusion.
She nuzzles the collar. Closes her eyes. Whispers to the silence:
âJoy⌠if I die, tell him I said thank you for having good taste in laundry detergent.â
And then â
Ping.
Her phone lights up.
đ˘ Echizen:
âDid Joy miss me today?â
đŁ Sakuno:
âYes.
Her and I both did.â
Boom.
THE FEELS.
THE FLIRT.
THE LONG-DISTANCE SOFTNESS.
đŹ POST-CREDITS: THE SHIPPER TRIO LOSE IT AGAIN
Nanjiroh, pacing like a man possessed:
âI swear if he proposes via laundry basket Iâm gonna cry.â
Nanako:
âDo you think theyâll name their first kid Joy?â
Rinko:
already designing the matching his-and-hers t-shirts
âIâm embroidering âJoy Approvedâ onto their wedding veil.â





