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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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4 min readFeb 17, 2026

The Department of Justice says no more Epstein Files. They’re not releasing any more.

The Department of Homeland Security has sent Google, Meta, and other media corporations subpoenas for the names of accounts that criticize ICE. The department wants to punish and silence Americans who oppose them.

Speaking of silencing voices, the FCC and CBS forbade Stephen Colbert from interviewing a Democrat on his show last night. Right before they aired, they pulled guest Democratic State Rep James Talarico. Trump is censoring the media using the FCC. Colbert interviewed him anyway and posted it on their YouTube page. He also had Talarico on his show without having him on his show.

Democrats were embraced on the world stage by attendants at the Munich Security Conference over the weekend. Gavin Newsom, AOC, Ruben Gallegos, and Gretchen Whitmer were among them. European leaders are hanging their hopes on the Dems to fix what Trump breaks.

Maro Rubio, Secretary of State, delivered an obnoxious speech at the Munich Security Conference. He told other western nations to follow the US or get out of the way. He basically bullied them into joining the US as it “races into the future.” He doesn’t want anyone to join the US who has any shame or regrets about their country’s past (i.e. the Holocaust and US slavery). The US is basically saying it is going to plow straight ahead with or without the rest of the Western World.

Last year JD Vance spoke at the security conference and went on and on about freedom of speech. A lot has changed in a year. We don’t have freedom of speech anymore.

There were people in the Epstein Files at the Munich conference. The only ones who know their secrets are the other ones who were there who have secrets of their own.

Billionaire heir to the Hyatt Hotels fortune, Tom Pritzker, has stepped down as chair due to the latest revelation that he was good pals with Jeffrey Epstein.

Deepak Chopra and the famous people that helped elevate him to sainthood are all silent on all the files that were released — emails between Epstein that is all the proof anybody would need to know that Chopra is no saint.

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Oprah hasn’t had anything to say about being good friends with Jeffrey Epstein. What could she be thinking? What’s she thinking about the other bad boys she has associated with who she carried to great fame and fortune, only to turn out to be powerful players in the patriarchy? Dr. Phil is a pro-ICE MAGA, Dr. Oz is MAGA, employed by Trump, and then there is Deepak Chopra, Oprah’s guru. He likes little girls and refuses to answer questions about his long and close association with Epstein. Since he’s so spiritual perhaps he didn’t torture them like the others.

French police have raided various properties investigating the Epstein Files.

Turkey has entered the chat. They’re investigating claims that Turkish girls were trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein.

Democrats in New Mexico passed legislation to investigate Jeffrey Epstein’s old property, Zorro Ranch. The bodies of missing little girls are buried there. The MAGA gazillionaire who bought the property in 2023 is running for office. He wants to be the state comptroller in Texas. Donald Huffines is his name and he has already been a Republican state senator. After buying the property he changed the name and address. It was valued at $21 million and he got the price knocked down to $13 million. He created a shell company to buy it. He tried to purchase it anonymously but reporters did some digging and found out who would buy such a place. Atrocities took place there.

Civil rights icon Jesse Jackson, who ran for president twice has died at the age of 84. His mission was “to transform the mind of America.” He accomplished a lot in his lifetime. It’s a shame he had to go when the country was such a mess.

ICE hit and killed an elementary school teacher, Linda Davis, in Savannah, Georgia while on a vehicle pursuit. The brown man they were chasing crashed into Linda Davis. He had no criminal history.

For Presidents’ Day people held a flip off protest in front of Trump Tower.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

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Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.