Astrology Is The Map Of The Universe
So, one day you open your eyes, awakened by some unfamiliar noises and find yourself feeling blinded by this abnormally bright light
Only to find yourself surrounded by a group of large people who all seem to be in some kind of panic…a state of emergency
The mix of your tiredness and the overwhelming abundance of information that you’re trying to process all at once makes it difficult for you to put the pieces of the puzzle together of just what the hell is actually happening
It feels like an out of body experience
Then all of a sudden you hear some crying
Still puzzled and slightly dazed…
You pay a little closer attention
And you realise the person crying
Is you!
You feel vulnerable and at the mercy of all of these strangers in white coats rushing around you and all you can do is hope and pray that they have your best interest at heart
Wherever you are, you realise that it’s cold “out here” and for some reason you’re wet and sticky
There’s a long cord coming out of your belly and it’s plugged into this other large person’s belly
It feels familiar to you, but it’s strange that you’ve only just noticed it almost like you’re suffering from amnesia
You realise that you need to figure out what the hell is going on and fast
And you need to get to somewhere safe, because these people running around with white coats, gloves and masks on look kinda strange
As the large person plugged into the other end of the cord in your belly holds you close you begin to warm up and feel safe enough to fall asleep
The next time you wake up it slowly dawns on you
A subconscious whisper,
Almost like a faint memory of a journey you began but can’t remember why
“Yep”, your intuition says
“You’ve just been born onto planet earth!”
“First of all, what do you mean by born?”
“By born do you mean kicked out of a place that felt warm, loving and comfortable into a foreign land that’s cold and scary?”
“Is that what BORN means?”
“And secondly…
Where the hell is planet earth?” you say
“You’ll figure it out as you go along, I promise!” whispers your intuition
“What a useless conversation that was, still don’t have any idea where the hell I am or why the hell I’m here”
You go into a state of survival mode now as you have this weird sensation in your mouth and a feeling of emptiness in your belly
Your intuition whispers to you “that’s called hunger…you need some nourishment”
“Well how do i get some “nourishment”?
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“Make up a whole lot of noise…the big woman will give it to you”
So you start wailing and balling and sure enough the “big woman” feeds you with a sweet delicious liquid that comes out of her body
“This woman is like a superhero you think”
“She’s got sweet liquid that pours out of her body and makes you feel great”
Now that you’re warm, fed and feeling kind of safe in this super hero big woman’s arms that you’re still yet to identify…
It’s time to figure out what the hell you’re doing here
You have the same questions that humans have had for millenia
“What am i doing here?
Why am i here?
Where am i going?
What’s my purpose?
And if i chose to come here, why the hell don’t i remember what for?”
While you’re asking yourself all of these questions your intuition interrupts with another whisper and says…
“Don’t worry, you came with a map!”
“Well where is this map and how do i read it?” you say
“The map is all around you as the stars in the sky shine brightly to tell you where to go
Different stars or planets have different purposes
So they lead to different destinations
So as you choose a specific purpose, want or desire
You just follow the planet that leads to the destination of that purpose, want or desire”
“Ok great, but it seems like there’s alot of people on this “planet earth”
So if we all head to the same destination and take the same path it’s gonna get hella crowded”
“Don’t worry, your map is just for you!
No one on planet earth has the same one
So you don’t have to compete with anyone
You’re headed to your own special unique destination
And you have your own special way of getting there that is unique to you” your intuition replies
“Alright cool, give me the map!” you demand
Your guides connect with your mother’s guides and she shows you a picture of your Natal Chart (Your Map) as she says some random words you don’t understand and babbles baby talk to you
“I can’t understand this!” you say in frustration
Along your path you will meet many guides who will both read it for you and help you to learn to read it for yourself
That is part of your journey and part of the reason you came here
Now go forth and conquer!
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