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Why Women Cheat
The secret is finally out.
Some time ago, I wrote this article :
So far, the article has turned out to be my most successful venture on Medium.
Although I wrote about women being more successful cheaters, I did not address the question of why women cheat.
Today, I will do exactly that, thanks to an enlightening email I received this morning. Rest assured — all doubts will be laid to rest today.
The email says:
This guy performed an African Elongation Ritual (AER) and got ridiculous results.
Him and his hot wife went to Kenya a couple of years ago only to discover that native plants gave every local humongous penises.
The Maasai tribe, renowned in the scientific community for their unique 16 inches dongs and their well protected elongation method, gave this dude an extra 3 inches in the first few weeks after.
No wonder Porn stars are being put to shame.
