The Howlerday Gift Guide
Better be nice or Saint Chuck won’t get you an apartment full of kittens
By Luis Aguirre | Artwork by Jacob Thomas
[H]owlerday shopping can be super stressful and time consuming when you’re not Concaclaus. This year, to save you from tears, the Howler squad is bringing you the gift guide that will ensure all of your special someones get something truly wonderful. Check out the list below!
Bespoke Hand-Dyed NYRB Jersey — $180
For the person who thought the Red Bulls would win it all, but the Supporters Shield is still good right? [Football Cafe FC]
Supporters Pro NFL Kits — €40
For the person who loves Football & Football but doesn’t want to pick a side. [Supporters.Pro]
F*CK FIFA Mug — $22
For any person who loves the beautiful game and thinks Sepp should hurry the eff up and move on with his life. Like seriously. [Football Cafe FC]
Kizazi Ball — $40
For the person who likes to help others kick start their passions. This is a high quality ball, and its sale supports a great mission. [Indiegogo]
Senda Rio Futsal Ball — $30
For the person who is too cold to the kick the ball outdoors. [Senda Athletics]
G-FORM Pro-S Shin Guard — $79.99
For anyone who wishes their shin guards were already attached to sleeves. [G-FORM]
The Game of Our Lives by David Goldblatt — $20
For the person whose favorite Dummy contributor is not George or Danny and wants a quality read for the winter. [Amazon]
Soccer City Board Game — €39
For the person who loves Football Manager but wishes it was all a bit more tactile. [Soccer City]
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Art of Football Print — £9.99
For the person that wants to remember all the good times at Highbury [Art of Football]
The Beautiful Game Wall Sticker — £10 to £20
For the person that wants to confuse their guests with great Cantona quotes [The Beautiful Game]
Future Collective Champions League Crewneck — $98
For the person who’s pretty cold and wants to wear something stylish. [Future Collective]
MLS Crew Sweatshirt — $60
For the person who is still pretty cold, and wants to wear something a lil more ‘Murica. [Mitchell & Ness]
3NIL 5 Panel Cap — $49
For the person who wants to show off their favorite scoreline. [3NIL]
Live Breathe Futbol 5- Panel Cap — $35
For the person who wants to show off their love for the game in the most subtle of ways. [LBF]
Heroes & Hooligans X World FC City Giants Collection — $34
For the person who can’t get enough Champions League in their life. [Heroes & Hooligans]
Rocket League — $20
For the person who wishes FIFA16 was less realistic and placed a greater emphasis on cars and explosions [PS Store]
Howler Issue #9 — $15
For the person who needs that perfect gift to unwrap on Christmas morning. [Shop Howler]
Howler Subscription — $50
For that same person who really needs that perfect gift year round. [Shop Howler]
Manchester City Christmas Jumper — $41
For the person who likes coming in second place in Ugly Sweater Contests. [MCFC Store]
United Passions — $(Probably Too Much)
For the person who wants to ruin their White Elephant party and literally has zero other ideas. [Are you sure you want this?]
