1. Pete Hegseth reportedly believes he has the potential to run for president in a beautiful projection of his trademark arrogant incompetence and cowboy delusions of self-grandeur. Maybe if democracy ends, and the vote doesn’t matter anymore, but, if the American experiment in self-government isn’t snuffed out by this administration’s cult of personality carnival to join in on all the globalist dictator oligarchy fun, then the idea is absurd.
2. Hegseth literally hates most of the country: fatties, beardos, weirdos, the queer community, advocates of human rights and following military law, women and people of color, anyone who isn’t a fundamentalist Evangelical. Hegseth’s entire campaign would necessarily be that America is a cesspool of decadent libtardery, and everyone’s lives need to dramatically change so America stops being a limp-dicked society of beta losers.
3. Also, Hegseth would mandate everyone start joining in on public displays of Evangelical fervor to Republican Jesus. As a Christo-fascist there’s no way he’d win a Republican primary. I’m confident the GOP’s Closetocracy would make sure of that!
4. Kash Patel is a fucking loser, and he’s a giant liability for national security because, after Trump, no one will ever give him another…
