Cat Attitude: Why my cat wants me to leave home
What does your cat’s attitude expect from you.
My cat, Bella, came into our household as a cute, soft furry kitten. We love her, but as she grew into the 2-year-old ruler of our house she began to show her cranky cat attitude.
Bella is of the opinion, I need to be cat trained
Here’s what she said from the other side of our family room.
Yes, I can communicate in kitty-chat.
Hey human! It’s me, your furry feline friend.
I know you love me and try hard to show you care, but there are a few things we need to get straight for your relationship to continue in my household.
You see, us cats have attitude and needs.
I live here. It’s important for you to know how to fit in.
First, let’s talk about your attention span.
I know you have a busy life with other human distractions, but when I need love and affection, drop everything and give me your undivided attention.
Think, my cat needs me.
Don’t try to ignore or push me away.
Don’t be surprised if I knock things off the shelves, scratch up the furniture, or give your annoying dog a death-fearing paw swipe across its nose.
I’m just trying to get your attention.
Please, save me from all the anxiety you generate by lacking any sort of instinct to be cat attentive.
Next, let’s discuss meals and their timing.
I have a pretty specific routine when it comes to food.
I don’t appreciate it when you mess up by not feeding me on time.
If you forget to feed me or try to switch up my diet expecting me not to notice, I’ll make sure you know about it.
I might meow incessantly, act evasive, or rub your leg with a tail high fart that leaves a scent warning ‘Beware-neglectful-owner’, until you make things right.
Remember, I’m a master of feline psychology. I know how to manipulate your emotions to get you back on track.
And let’s not forget about playtime.
I need to stay entertained to remain rational and your devoted protector.
It’s your job to make sure I have plenty of toys and activities that sharpen my predatory skills.
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I need to exercise my mental stimulation more than you do.
If you neglect this duty, I might start getting into things I shouldn’t.
My killer instinct can ruff-up your curtains into sudden self-destruction. Or cause a ruckus around the house when you’re gone — anxiety behaviour gone wild is beyond my control.
So, there you have it, human.
It’s not my fault you’re the way you are.
But…
I expect you to know everything about me — as your cat.
If not, don’t expect me to explain all the things you’re doing wrong.
And don’t even think about, as you did last time, taking me to the vet for a fix.
- Rather keep me happy and playful.
- Keep my living space clean, calm and safe from other predators.
- Feed me on time.
- Stick to my normal routine.
- And don’t think I’m ungrateful if I accidentally claw you.
With all that, I can love you unconditionally — even from a distance.
That reminds me… one more thing!
Can you get rid of that frickin cat next door? 🐈⬛
It’s prowling around my territory, both in the front yard and back garden every midnight.
Otherwise, I love sitting on your lap…purrrr.
My bossy cat Bella thinks…
Humans are animals that need to be cat trained.
PS: What’s your cat’s attitude like? Let’s know with a comment.
Author: Ron Pia
I’m a dog lover (cats too) who enjoys writing about the world of dogs and cats. I also help people to appreciate the benefits from responsible-pet-ownership and the wonders of animal science.
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