Enrique Tarrio, leader of the far-right organization Proud Boys, recently made headlines with his hilariously ironic shenanigans. Here are 10 funny news snippets about him:

1. In a bizarre turn of events, Enrique Tarrio announced his plans to release a line of scented candles called “Proud Scents.” Apparently, he wants to bring an aromatic touch to his far-right activities. What’s next, a “Radical Rose” fragrance?
2. Tarrio’s attempt at creating an online dating app exclusively for Proud Boys, called “Proud Love,” has been met with hilarious ridicule. Critics claim it’s just a platform for people who are “married to their misguided beliefs.”
3. In a jaw-dropping revelation, it was discovered that Tarrio’s secret guilty pleasure is binge-watching “Gilmore Girls.” Who would have thought that a far-right extremist had such a soft spot for a show about fast-talking, coffee-addicted small-town residents?
4. Tarrio has recently taken up knitting as a hobby, with a special preference for creating “Proud Beanies.” Rumor has it he even made one with the phrase “Make Hate Warm Again” stitched into it. Talk about fashion-forward extremism!

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5. In a bizarre mix-up during a press conference, Tarrio mistakenly praised “The Muppet Show” for its teachings on unity and tolerance, completely unaware of the irony. Kermit the Frog would be shaking his green head in disbelief.
6. Tarrio’s recent attempt to launch a line of “Proud Sauce” for barbecue enthusiasts backfired horribly when everyone discovered it was just regular ketchup with a ridiculously overinflated ego.
7. During a visit to a local animal shelter, Tarrio accidentally adopted a tiny Chihuahua named “Preeetty Boy.” Now, instead of leading Proud Boys, he spends his days walking around with the most adorable surprise on his arm.
8. To everyone’s shock, Tarrio has confessed to being an avid collector of Pokémon cards. Apparently, he carries a satchel full of them just in case he encounters someone who shares his “gotta catch ’em all” mentality towards racial division.
9. Tarrio’s latest business venture involves opening a hair salon exclusively for white supremacists. His slogan, “Aryan Aircuts,” begs the question: Will their styling tools be limited to only blond hair?
10. In a hilariously ironic twist, it turns out that Tarrio’s favorite comedian is John Mulaney. Who knew that a far-right leader would find solace in the humor of a comedian who openly mocks bigotry? Maybe there’s hope for Tarrio to discover the error of his ways and become the punchline of his own organization.