Water Main Break On South Beach
Clean water. Dirty business.
When a mega-pipe cracks and floods the streets, a muddy deluge from below opens up a new invoice opportunity. Thankfully, in a sense, because problems need fixing, and that’s how it works in the world of Public Works.
Underground water supplies are usually hidden from public view, but there doesn’t need to be a thunderstorm for the streets of Miami Beach to fill up like a muddy drink of H Two No.
A water main transports treated water from a central facility to different areas where it is dispersed via smaller transport distribution.
Modern plumbing systems usually keep water where it’s supposed to go, but not always. Cracking mains is a somewhat regular occurrence in construction projects, often when a crew superintendent or guy in charge forces everybody to work too fast without regard for logic.
Plumbing problems at scale can block traffic, keeps residents stuck in their homes, spread pollution and potentially disease and cost everybody lots of tax money to pay companies with cozy contracts coupled to corporate collection plates to fix it.
Hmmm, interesting.
Yesterday, somehow or other, a water main for South Beach broke and I found out cause the streets were full of evidence in the form of a dirty slow moving river just southeast of the Venetian Causeway.
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I don’t know what happened to cause it, but I was interested in regular everyday people’s reactions to it, so I asked around and as it turns out, nobody really noticed or even cared.
That doesn’t mean much. Plenty of people were drinking whiskey and playing the violin while the Titanic sank.
Anyway, water is a major issue, especially on Miami Beach, but it is a tourist area, where even residents show up and move out faster than a last sip after last call. Whoever sticks around for a long time gets too used to craziness to be moved.
Construction / flood mitigation is an everyday part of the City of Miami Beach life today.
When people are nonplussed by negatives, it doesn’t equal out proportionally according to the sum of all the variables. Maybe that’s why algebraically speaking, the logic is throwed.
The problem is costly to fix and it usually doesn’t get reported on when it does. So if a water main cracks and doesn’t make the news, did it even happen?
Yeah.
And all throughout Miami Dade, whatever water hits the streets ends up back where it started. In the ocean.
So if whatever company got the contract to do the work that caused the problem also gets paid to clean it up, then who is who and what is what.
We’ll all find out when the tide rolls in.
