Semi-Famous

Yea… it is a little weird. OK, it is a lot weird.

So, this happened.
I had a really bad back spasm while I was in Bali. This was many years ago. I had not had back problems for years, since I did my hypno best to resolve that sh*t.
I was stuck in the bathroom in my hotel room, unable to move. All y’all who have had this know what I am talking about.
Fast forward… finally my travel mate came back and found me, after my hour of torture.
She went for help.
They don’t actually have anything to use to transport you to a hospital, but they did their Bali best.
They took a door off the hinges. Used that as a stretcher. Then they loaded me into the back of a very old pick-up truck.
Next, the trip to the hospital is on a very bumpy dirt road, rocky and well, quite painful if you are ME lying on a DOOR in the bed of this pickup truck with almost no shocks.

I was in the hospital for four days, just waiting for my back to stop being an asshole. I could usually get it healed in a day or two with my hypnotic work. But this time, that extra fun shit-truck ride was a MFer.
They took me to the tourist hospital which is actually kind of nice. I was handed several menus from the local Thai restaurants and they had food delivered for all my meals.

HERE IS THE WEIRDEST THING
Rolling me on the gurney for an MRI… the guy says, “WENDI!” and pulls out…