Elk
“From the sayings of Nachbaur; the Little Chimpanzee in Pants”
It was still my show time day,
and I was going on with my walking,
when noticed Elk, museum governor
coming towards him, something shiny.
He uttered no word.
Time was tiny.
His short-sighted eyes took the metallic hat paper
for a trap or sword.
He hit it with his horn hardly.
About ten minutes later,
when to my senses I came,
it was tear,
and the water volume?
I would say;
if you did up-side down
put the hat, to have a paper bowl,
tears would out of bowl overflow
and turn the bowl into a paper boat,
which would in the tear pool float.
Should a crow in that tear pool float,
she could soak her feather
in the pool and hope
to get white feather and with pigeons flock.
Carrying me on his hand,
Elk put my hat in his horns,
and walked to Doctor’s office towards.
In the waiting room, some donkeys were waiting
And what is a waiting room for, after all?
For waiting!
They were members of research team.
Doctor was investigating
and gestures of donkeys assimilating,
in an endeavor to animatronic spies making.
Elk would not leave there.
I told him that as a Chimp, I am the human’s, including Doctor’s, ancestor.
The research team of donkeys still waiting,
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receptionist sent us, as an emergency case in.
Color of Doctor’s lipstick was same as that of Lion kid’s nail polish.
“Have you heard Doctor Schneider,
That the Woods’ end is near?
From the first day, I didn’t belong to this Planet.
On the Earth, I have a Wikipedia page
So, I am an Internet inhabitant.
I could call myself Nackbaro Nakhbariani
and go to Italy.
Or call myself Nackbarche and get asylum in Germany.”
Doctor took off my sport outfit
I had worn that day,
to avoid blood from getting on them,
and started dressing my wound;
while taking stuff out of the first aid box.
To her own face, she had injected Botox.
She said: “I wish you would join our team.”
-You see this sport shirt and come to think it is sports whim?
- It’s not about sports. We conduct research in our team.
You, I officially invite as a team member,
since I have always appreciated your human-like gesture.”
-Doctor! A WAR is coming.
Last night on destiny I was pondering.
And Tabby some lectures about destiny on philosophical grounds is giving.
And you are what sort of doctor?
Remember when on Earth we were?
You couldn’t help me lose some pounds?
-Tabby may be able to learn philosophy, but not profound.
Or may be able to sit on a chair or hold books in his hand,
He is just in attention-demand.
And I am a socio-biologist, PHD.
We may also another research topic define:
studying harmonious unconscious movements
chimp kids make.
And developing them to a ballet.
Researches of this sort are also on trend.
- Thank you, Doctor,
but, I should find a job to pay for my return trip to the Earth.”
Doctor had already put a wound dress on my head.
