Going to Rugby
“From the sayings of Nachbaur; the Little Chimpanzee in Pants”
I had never enough money
to go into the Field of Rugby,
nor to bet on the winner party.
So, always I was ready
-If some Creature invited me
to the betting party-
to say that there are also other hobbies; so many.
Of course I never got the chance to say that to anybody.
When I was tipped with extra money,
I saved that money thankfully.
Some other colleagues got angry
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when someone tipped them,
even generously.
One of them was the Female Rabbit.
She was like me: assistant of a waiter.
And also had a channel on YouTube as a beauty blogger.
And there she claimed to be a gambling dealer.
At one point, she started to seduce me.
NO, not emotionally, but financially:
“You can go play Rugby,
if you look carefully,
Rugby players just grab and pull each other’s cloths harshly.
And you do have a garment on already.”
- You mean I go play and they pull my Hose while playing?
- Don’t take it personal. It’s Rugby playing.
- With money you earn, you can buy two sandwiches a day and the ball of Rugby looks like a pealed pineapple colored with snow. And you have much of a good history with Rugby. Since you worked here, you know all about the lobbies and cheatings.
