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Haniyeh Yaseri

Haniyeh Yaseri⁠

MA in General Linguistics. Book Translator. Poetess. Certified EFT (tapping) Practitioner. Book your online Therapy session today: yasseri85@yahoo.com.

Restaurant

2 min readApr 30, 2024

“From the sayings of Nachbaur; the Little Chimpanzee in Pants”

Photo by: Haniyeh Yaseri

Duck, the restaurant keeper was so sweet,

And I wondered how Creatures as restaurant customers could help eating Duck himself,

instead of steak meat,

and could to that temptation resist.

He offered me the job, not as a waiter, but as a waiter assist.

And the janitor was a non-famous comedian, I insist.

Yet it seemed that someone had already gained fame with music play list.

And that was the restaurant vocalist.

She gained fame following a video release on YouTube.

She wore dresses as big and baggy as a life guard tube.

That video was taken by a handy-cam,

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And she continued singing in cafes, tiny concert rooms and on a deceased singer tomb.

As she sang today,

I thought using her hands in an attempt to express, she is putting a bunch of invisible cans one by one and each time with one hand on an invisible shelf.

I, while holding a tray,

made jumps that I improvised by my own self.

It turned out that here is not a restaurant alone,

It was also a betting zone.

The zone was separated by a wooden gate.

Through which every Creature could get.

The ceiling of the zone where to bet

was higher than the rest of the restaurant.

So, it was also the eating place,

for big creatures like Gorilla,

Giraffe and elephant.

The shape of the round zone reminded a plate.

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Haniyeh Yaseri
Haniyeh Yaseri

Written by Haniyeh Yaseri⁠

MA in General Linguistics. Book Translator. Poetess. Certified EFT (tapping) Practitioner. Book your online Therapy session today: yasseri85@yahoo.com.