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Derek Chauvin Got Stabbed
Your Thanksgiving Pork wasn’t the only Pig That Got Cut
Derek Chauvin Stabbed on Thanksgiving Weekend
Turkey is often the main meat being served on Thanksgiving, but I hope folks left room for a slice of ham because pork got stabbed in 2023.
Derek Chauvin got stabbed in federal prison on Thanksgiving weekend. Unfortunate, no? Perhaps he should have complied.
The stabber is now on paid administrative leave while the prison general population conducts an investigation.
The inmates investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing, as the stabber with the shank followed inmate protocol.
Haha. Hahaha.
The first thing you might be wondering is am I, Johnny Silvercloud, happy about it? Yes, I’m happy about it, and this shouldn’t be a surprise. I’m the guy who was happy Rush Limbaugh died. I was happy violent fascist Ashley Babbit got clapped in the Capitol. It should be clear I’m not the Black guy who is tethered to taking the high road.
So let me take a stab at this situation, if you will.
