I passed gas in a crowded room with a ceiling fan running strong. Oops!
Have you ever farted near a ceiling fan with other people in the room? Oh, for fuck’s sake. It is, indeed, a regretful moment.
A not-so-perfect way to make plenty of fucking friends. Ha!
I’m sure that most of us have embarrassing, funny fart stories.
I always thought of ceiling fans as being partners in crime when people pass gas. And imagine what it would be like to be out in public trying to cover it up.
