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My Kids
There’s a pink one, and a green one
My Kids
“There’s a pink one, and a green one” — Malvina Reynolds
The streets are uphill
in all directions.
Only slightly
above freezing,
we tie the plastic bags
to the door handles.
Next week we return
to collect the canned goods.
Same weather.
The annual Cub Scout
canned food drive
hovers, threatens.
My kids brought home
the map
of the ticky-tacky
hillside boxes
where we must
leave the bags.
Why does the map
seem larger, hillier
than last year?
Then I remember —
more houses per kid.
The Cub Scout den
is smaller. Two kids
decided they were no longer
having fun. So they quit.
I wake up in a sweat
from another Dad’s nightmare.
I sigh with relief.
We get to sleep in this year.
I love my kids.
Another poem inspired by my children









