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A naughty comedic mix from the original BMG toon cast, Lizzie’s Limericks, Bru’s added humor spin and the G-spot for extremely naught limericks, and anything else that makes us laugh.

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A Little Christmas Message

2 min readDec 23, 2022

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Watching television and leafing through my magazines I see a strong trend. Not that I would really be telling you anything you don’t already know, but it’s time to consume. So many people have advice for all the men out there looking to buy things for wives and girlfriends. Parents looking for the right stuff for all the kids. Buy, buy, buy things for everyone in your life that might buy something for you.

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Pretty blond woman in a red dress on a ladder hanging mistletoe. The image includes the words: The Spirit of Christmas Current Doodle Christmas is not what you thought. Not a ring, nor a car, nor a yacht. There’s only one reason, To bring joy to the season. That’s to squeeze what you’ve already got. ~Aurelia Bliss
A Put-Up Job by Gil Elvgren 1955

But you know, I love Christmas. To me it’s about so much more than pretty wrapped boxes. I love the lights and all the decorations. I love the smells of cooking coming from the kitchen. Would you think less of me if I admitted to really loving Christmas music? But my favorite thing is the mistletoe. We’ve hung mistletoe by the front door. There’s some in the kitchen. We have sprigs in the hallways. And we’ve hung a beautiful bit in the bedroom. And if you think about it, nothing goes better than mistletoe when it comes to unwrapping presents. Merry Christmas, everybody!

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The Spirit of Christmas Current Doodle

Christmas is not what you thought.
Not a ring, nor a car, nor a yacht.
There’s only one reason,
To bring joy to the season.
That’s to squeeze what you’ve already got.

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Aurelia Bliss
Aurelia Bliss

Written by Aurelia Bliss

I write nonfiction, fiction, and kinda fiction. Humor, Science, History, and me. I was called "A beautiful diamond with sharp, pointy edges," and I liked it!

BMG Productions
BMG Productions

Published in BMG Productions

A naughty comedic mix from the original BMG toon cast, Lizzie’s Limericks, Bru’s added humor spin and the G-spot for extremely naught limericks, and anything else that makes us laugh.