A naughty comedic mix from the original BMG toon cast, Lizzie’s Limericks, Bru’s added humor spin and the G-spot for extremely naught limericks, and anything else that makes us laugh.
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In her youth Liz was known to pick zits
In old age that they say she picks nits
Many tpyos she sites
Except when she rites
She’s surely a bit of a ditz
In her younger days Lizzy had tits
That fell two feet under her pits
Then fell more and more
Now her nips brush the floor
Poor old girl’s reached the end of her wits
Kindly indulge my sundry (a)musings re living and loving. Please pass my words — wise and otherwise — to anyone who might relate and enjoy. Cheers.
A naughty comedic mix from the original BMG toon cast, Lizzie’s Limericks, Bru’s added humor spin and the G-spot for extremely naught limericks, and anything else that makes us laugh.
Haha! You are a rhymin Simon, Liz! Gravity is a bitch. We are all shrinking too!
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Poor old girl’s reached the end of her wits
You're a poet, and ya know it, and your feet show it..... (school yard taunt!). Plenty funny though!
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