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Veggie Tail
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I love fruits and vegetables. I really do. I mean, a lot of people might load up on breads and cheese and meats. As for me, I never forget the “green” stuff. Fruits and veggies keep me healthy, and when I’m healthy my thoughts can run wild. And you know what? There are triggers everywhere.
Triggers? Well, yes. Mother nature is kind of conservative and lazy. She finds something that works then uses and reuses the same solutions over and over. Think about the shape of a penguin, or a fish, or a dolphin. All so sleek and quick in the water. Now think about a cucumber, so firm and long, and fits so naturally in my hand. Now who in my life might a cucumber remind me of? Hmmmm. I wonder…
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Aimlessly Wandering The Produce Aisle Doodle
While hefting each veggie and fruit,
Of one thing I remain resolute.
I would never abuse,
A cucumber muse.
Though I’d rush home to see to the root.
~Aurelia Bliss
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