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You can do anything on the internet, baby!

“Kick in the door, wavin’ the 44. These big booty hoes can’t deal with my gangsta flows” — Jonathan, aged 2, Maths class. — Photo: Compare Fibre on Unsplash

Ever wanted to learn a new skill, but realised you’re lazy and have the motivation of a sloth on sedatives?

Don’t worry about it! Since the internet was invented by that person, lazy people don’t have to walk anywhere to learn new things!

Learn today with my new series of internet tutorial videos approved by the Association of ‘No One Gives A F*ck.’

Let’s get learning!

Course 1 — Online Fishing Lessons

When you need to fart onto your child before catching any fish — Photo: Jed Owen on Unsplash

Want to learn how to fish because you haven’t realised yet that you can buy fish in the supermarket? Well boy oh boy are you in the right…PLAICE…HA HA HA!

Grab your rod…no…your fishing rod…and join me for an internet course to take you from a person who cannot fish — to a person who has taken an internet course on how to fish!

In this five-year weekly course you will learn how to…

• Speak to fish in their own dialect.