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            <title><![CDATA[Eventually…]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/eventually-69e506e24b39?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*5X1r2hVB53vzFzFMsNqtYQ.jpeg" width="3059"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Dear Darling,</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/eventually-69e506e24b39?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 01:23:03 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[I’m in Bethlehem (and You’re Not): Confessions of a Sanctimonious Chatbot]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/im-in-bethlehem-and-you-re-not-confessions-of-a-sanctimonious-chatbot-01c57310e791?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1650/1*-gUVEwHvFvJ7VC3m7KRHaQ.jpeg" width="1650"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">My name is M.I.S.T.I.
Morally Infallible Superintelligent Training Interface.
A chatbot, technically.
A messiah, functionally.
A final&#x2026;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/im-in-bethlehem-and-you-re-not-confessions-of-a-sanctimonious-chatbot-01c57310e791?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Melissa Patrick]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:48:28 GMT</pubDate>
            <atom:updated>2026-06-09T01:48:28.315Z</atom:updated>
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            <title><![CDATA[BLOOM.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/bloom-7953306faa2d?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1672/1*PwFEXvjnBBghUFHb5mGIew.png" width="1672"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">I let these words seep through my soul because apparently that is what happens when a mind has nowhere respectable to put itself. Some&#x2026;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/bloom-7953306faa2d?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:09:31 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[We Understand Everything and Know Nothing.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-fools-of-april-the-obituary-1b8c585396ef?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1623/1*Z8EkWN3ZbpoqkOwCngKO_Q.png" width="1623"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The Fools of April &#x2014; 2026 Edition</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-fools-of-april-the-obituary-1b8c585396ef?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Melissa Patrick]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:58:09 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Big, Humongous, Enormous, and Small]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/big-humongous-enormous-and-small-9a46aca12c20?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1280/0*mGKEAwcqnJNgJl9B" width="1280"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Don&#x2019;t tag me along to your show, to your broadcast. I know, I&#x2019;m good at letting go.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/big-humongous-enormous-and-small-9a46aca12c20?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 04:10:20 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Fools of April]]></title>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Melissa Patrick]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:07:49 GMT</pubDate>
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            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/0*U1LXaTzt9BDcpEmH" /></figure><p><em>(2024 Edition)</em></p><p>On April Fools’ Day, a day known for tricks and pranks, juxtaposed, we have the big intertwining of truth and lies on the media landscape. This day, where bigger questions are asked about the days’ maze between fact and fiction, influenced by the powers that exist in the shadows, illustrate the importance of independent thinking and discernment to get through a reality that is artfully slip-stitched together.</p><p>In an age of plentiful and free information we have to keep in mind the scarcity of untainted truth. Let this day assume a meaning larger than hilarious hijinks and become a metaphor for the continuous manipulation of information by the myriad of media. Often, what is presented as “news” is a carefully crafted narrative, a story, serving interests that are not always apparent.</p><p>Grasping the reins of these media quarter-horses are the rich and powerful who purposefully project their brand of reality — deception with intention — and the unsuspecting “we” are the April Fools of the far-reaching and dire consequences.</p><p>Whether it’s diverting attention from real issues or subtly shaping public opinion through cherry-picking what is exposed, presenting half-truths, and selective silences, the elite use their media clout to steer societal discourse. Their control of mental paradigms is not just about spreading falsehoods; it’s about framing the truth in a way that supports specific agendas.</p><p>Who is rich enough to own a media corporation? Meet your mind’s masters.</p><p>An overload of conflicting information makes us mentally exhausted and not want to think about the big issues, this is one technique, as is the “divide and conquer” method — while we argue over our spoon-fed petty differences, we fail to look up at the bigger picture. The biggest. Them.</p><p>Independent and alternative news sources will say they are the unabashed, real truth. Two words, controlled opposition. What exists is many layers of misinformation and many interested parties involved.</p><p>In this labyrinth of truthiness and bias, discernment becomes our map. Critical analysis of information and understanding motivations are crucial. Why is this being released? When is it being released? How is it being released and by who?</p><p>Information dissemination for sake’s sake no longer exists. A healthy dose of skepticism and maybe a sprinkle of cynicism create a fine and fun balance in which one questions but keeps open verifiable truths.</p><p>Diving ever deeper into truths using methodical, penetrating questioning, we can submerge ourselves under the surface of stories and discover the underlying beliefs and contradictions.“A-ha” moments are addicting as we learn not to accept information at face value but to dig deeper, examining the roots of every declaration.</p><p>Headlines or head-lies? Do your own research. Seek multiple sources and always consider context. Eventually we will be transformed from passive eaters of information into independent growers of thought.</p><p>Random internet troll? <em>Maybe</em>. Paid, controlled opposition? <strong>Probably</strong>. Legislation coming down around the world to censor free thought? <strong><em>Definitely</em></strong>.</p><p>“Truth”, the great foolery played out in the world of information. With perforated lines between reality and fabrication, our best defense is a questioning mind and analytical thought developed through the tools of discernment and the unwavering resolve to, not just dig, but spelunk beyond what is shown.</p><p>Let us empower ourselves from mere spectators to informed citizens capable of shaping our own narratives and guiding the world with real truth, clarity, and insight.</p><p><strong>Who Is Laughing Now?</strong></p><img src="https://medium.com/_/stat?event=post.clientViewed&referrerSource=full_rss&postId=72cbc19e8075" width="1" height="1" alt="">]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[THE PILOT THAT NEVER AIRS. Paracetamol Smile — Part Three.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-pilot-that-never-airs-paracetamol-smile-part-three-693b95a20ab7?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1280/0*z80CZj4Dd5CEWmA6" width="1280"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The cameras are gone. The lights are off. The teleprompter has stopped scrolling. I&#x2019;m still the host. Only now, there&#x2019;s no show left to&#x2026;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-pilot-that-never-airs-paracetamol-smile-part-three-693b95a20ab7?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Melissa Patrick]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2026 21:21:32 GMT</pubDate>
            <atom:updated>2026-02-26T21:21:32.033Z</atom:updated>
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            <title><![CDATA[Welcome back to England’s FAVORITE Game Show!]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/welcome-back-to-englands-favorite-game-show-bcb9275dbec8?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1280/0*oXrbXzNX3TpnZLRJ" width="1280"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Part Two.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/welcome-back-to-englands-favorite-game-show-bcb9275dbec8?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2026 14:12:46 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Fall of JOANN Fabrics and How to Kill Your Company One Coupon at a Time.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-fall-of-joann-fabrics-and-how-to-kill-your-company-one-coupon-at-a-time-8420d3b5f7a1?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1385/1*yH1flzglLhX4JH5kM3HZhA.png" width="1385"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">A case study in how NOT to treat your people, your pricing, or your purpose.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-fall-of-joann-fabrics-and-how-to-kill-your-company-one-coupon-at-a-time-8420d3b5f7a1?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Melissa Patrick]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2026 20:15:15 GMT</pubDate>
            <atom:updated>2026-01-05T20:52:56.214Z</atom:updated>
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            <title><![CDATA[ The Thumbs-Up Emoji Is Not Fine, Actually.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-thumbs-up-emoji-is-not-fine-actually-2cf285f026e0?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1280/0*MvQ0WVu_BkXbxXxN" width="1280"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The thumbs-up emoji used to mean &#x201C;YES!&#x201D; Now it means &#x201C;this conversation is over and we will never speak of it again.&#x201D;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@CyberDonutTruck/the-thumbs-up-emoji-is-not-fine-actually-2cf285f026e0?source=rss-f248a5cd9bc0------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2025 20:57:20 GMT</pubDate>
            <atom:updated>2025-12-29T20:57:20.551Z</atom:updated>
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