<![CDATA[Stories by Infinite Quark on Medium]]> https://medium.com/@InfiniteQuark?source=rss-5b3fe4ff3c6e------2 https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/150/150/1*t30KEmtq2fHJHdJ_-YlDpg.jpeg Stories by Infinite Quark on Medium https://medium.com/@InfiniteQuark?source=rss-5b3fe4ff3c6e------2 Medium Sat, 14 Nov 2026 15:18:26 GMT <![CDATA[Trump Awards Himself Presidential Medal of Freedom for Israel-UAE Peace Deal]]>

Having failed to steal Obama’s Nobel medal, Trump moves to Plan B

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“We just wanted her to be able to exercise,” the warden said

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Aiming for John Bolton’s much anticipated tell-all, noob hackers accidentally leaked “It’s Bolton, B*%#” by Michael Bolton instead

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“You think WE’RE complicit in Floyd’s death? Arthur is basically Klan propaganda”

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Unable to quell the rancor in his bull-pin, executive editor Dean Baquet calls in the big guns.

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President Trump gave an elite Buffalo police unit the go-ahead to push Antifa’s CEO to the ground

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Protesters should continue marching without fear of murdering thousands

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The place obsessed with Best Pictures called this the “best picture we’ve ever seen”

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The ice cream makers also vowed to doxx any customer who complains that, “All ice cream matters-including vanilla.”

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But the McCartneyites were pissed

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