A test to see that you are, a human.

If something applies to you, you know it.

Are we agree?

Yes?

Then let’s begin.

• Have you eaten a booger long past your chilhood?
• Have you ever made small weird sound when you remembered something embarrassing? ‘Urmpgh’
• Have you ever lowercase the first letter of the text in order to come across the word ‘sad’ or ‘ disappointment’?
• Have you ever ended the text with a period as a sign of aggression? “Okay. Period”
• Have you ever laugh or smile when someone said something shitty to you and then spend the rest of the day, wondering why you reacted that way?
• Have you ever put a pair of pants and then much later realised there’s a loose sock mushed up against your thigh?
• Have you ever try guesses someone else passwords so many times that it lock their account?
• Have you ever have a nagging feeling that one day you will ever discovered as a fraud?
• Have you ever hope that there is some ability that you haven’t discovered yet that you’re just naturally great at?
• Have you ever broken something or make mistake in real life and then found yourself looking for undo button, in real life?
• Have you ever marvelled that someone you thought so ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful?
• Have you ever stare at your phone smiling like an idiot while texting with someone?
• Have you ever subsequently texted that person a phrase, “I’m staring at my phone smiling like an idiot”?
• Haven’t you ever been tempted to and then gave in the temptation as looking through someone’s elses phone?
• Have you ever have a conversation to yourself and then suddenly realized that you’re real asshole to yourself?
• Have your phone run out of the battery in the middle of the argument and it is sort of like the phone is breaking up both of you?
• Have you ever thought that working on the issue between you is futile because it is supposed to happen just naturally?
• Have you ever woken up blissfully and suddenly being flooded by the awful remembrances that someone had left you?
• Have you ever lost the ability to imagine the future without a person that is no longer in your life?
• Have you ever looked back on that even with a sad smile of sunset and the realization that the future will happen, regardless.

Congratulations,

You have completed the test.

You are all human.

;)

This Doa from Wali Allah and Soleh people that is keeping from all of us from calamity despite He The Almighty shows us a little by little of His disastrous disaster from every aspect.

This problem not domes from one, but many Malays leader who put back to betond of Allah and Rasul teachings. Perhaps they think that with power, position and money can ousted them with lying?

When they talk about Islam and Pride of Malays, it’s all lip service.

Isn’t it Irony?

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Aku anggap kita ni masih aman walaupun dengan kacau bilau sejak Pilihan Raya Umum disebabkan masih ada para wali Allah dan orang soleh yang mendoakan kesejahteraan tanah air ini. Nak harap pada pemimpin politik kita dah banyak dah Hukum Shari’ah dilanggar demi penuhi tembolok sendiri.

Doa para wali Allah dan orang soleh itulah yang menahan bala Allah daripada menghentam kita semua walaupun Allah dah zahirkan sikit demi sedikit dalam pelbagai bentuk dan cara.

Ini masalah bila bukan seorang pemimpin tapi ramai pemimpin Melayu yang membelakangi apa yang Allah dan Rasul perintah. Mereka ingat dengan kuasa, jawatan dan duit mereka boleh lolos keluar dengan menipu.

Bila mereka bercakap tentang Islam dan maruah Melayu itu semua “lip service”.

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