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            <title><![CDATA[Bob’s Out-of-This-World Alien Abduction!]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2026 11:32:44 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[When Seen Through My Peephole My Blind Date Looks Short And Weird]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2024 11:01:41 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[TR Gerski’s — Rideshare Tales — He Was Way Too Cool For Me And He Knew It! — Biases]]></title>
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            <title><![CDATA[Between Her Snarls She’s Screaming: “WINDOW SEAT! WINDOW SEAT! I WANT A WINDOW SEAT!”]]></title>
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