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            <title><![CDATA[A Mom’s Great Eggs-pectations]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/the-parenting-portal/a-moms-great-eggs-pectations-cd750c795150?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1800/1*57UUp2be5eT8G_1uqKXrcg.png" width="1800"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">How an innocent Easter activity took a wrong turn</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/the-parenting-portal/a-moms-great-eggs-pectations-cd750c795150?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2">Continue reading on The Parenting Portal »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Skip the Expensive Festivals and Discover the Magic of a Homemade Fall Experience in My Yard]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 11:12:29 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[If You Give a Kid a Hot Wheels Car, You Might Regret It Later]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/the-parenting-portal/if-you-give-a-kid-a-hot-wheels-car-you-might-regret-it-later-e6d31783909e?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1800/1*8ZVJW_sMqywEn2zt2voqKQ.png" width="1800"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Sometimes the easy way isn&#x2019;t the best way</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/the-parenting-portal/if-you-give-a-kid-a-hot-wheels-car-you-might-regret-it-later-e6d31783909e?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2">Continue reading on The Parenting Portal »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2025 14:02:14 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[An Open Letter to the Heavily Perfumed Lady Stinking Up My Pilates Class]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://muddyum.net/an-open-letter-to-the-heavily-perfumed-lady-stinking-up-my-pilates-class-f6cbca0dddb3?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1800/1*2Gbl6pbrecC9gPeG0O44Fw.png" width="1800"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">You might&#x2019;ve bought the perfume, but I paid the price</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://muddyum.net/an-open-letter-to-the-heavily-perfumed-lady-stinking-up-my-pilates-class-f6cbca0dddb3?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2">Continue reading on MuddyUm »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2025 01:28:25 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Diary of the Slowly Liquefying Bag of Salad Greens in Your Refrigerator]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/diary-of-the-slowly-liquefying-bag-of-salad-greens-in-your-refrigerator-169f91615131?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2000/1*lrENyi6wq24TRQrxQ5P2jw.png" width="2000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The road to health is paved with good intentions and rotting produce</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/diary-of-the-slowly-liquefying-bag-of-salad-greens-in-your-refrigerator-169f91615131?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2">Continue reading on Jane Austen’s Wastebasket »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2025 12:45:33 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Kids Sue Mom Over Her Back-to-School Enthusiasm]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/frazzled/kids-sue-mom-over-her-back-to-school-enthusiasm-0d5a81d7e5c0?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1800/1*Pi0g8NEVMZbaOscJPbspRg.png" width="1800"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The prosecution alleges she was &#x201C;way too happy&#x201D;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/frazzled/kids-sue-mom-over-her-back-to-school-enthusiasm-0d5a81d7e5c0?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2">Continue reading on Frazzled »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 12:01:38 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[I Was Taunted by an 8-Year-Old Over a Happy Meal]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/the-parenting-portal/i-was-taunted-by-an-8-year-old-over-a-happy-meal-e903cb8de9b1?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1800/1*SkV4ysv8BqbzEzu1z5UlCA.png" width="1800"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">What was supposed to be a happy meal was filled with unhappiness</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/the-parenting-portal/i-was-taunted-by-an-8-year-old-over-a-happy-meal-e903cb8de9b1?source=rss-78bc7e66ba99------2">Continue reading on The Parenting Portal »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2025 14:01:47 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[From Scammer to Scammed]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 05:46:41 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[An Apology to Our Yoga Clients for the Events That Unfolded at Our Animal Yoga Class]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 11:47:54 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[A Quick Word About the Name You’ve Chosen for Your Baby]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 13:06:01 GMT</pubDate>
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