<![CDATA[Stories by Andy Spain on Medium]]> https://medium.com/@andyspain?source=rss-945446d9c6bb------2 https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/150/150/2*6jK3ulp6IfwPmYZZSADIiQ.jpeg Stories by Andy Spain on Medium https://medium.com/@andyspain?source=rss-945446d9c6bb------2 Medium Sun, 15 Nov 2026 18:40:55 GMT <![CDATA[Kids Eat Free at My Ultimate Crypto Trading Crash Course]]>

Thanks for coming out to Golden Corral for my life-changing crash course on cryptocurrency trading.

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A lot has changed since you canceled your membership 15 months ago.

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Keep the kids focused and occupied with a useful chore.

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Don’t listen to those haters who say social media can’t bring you real happiness.

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The ghost of Ben Franklin has some morbid quips about this Year of Our Lord.

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I put my pants on one leg at a time.

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After careful consideration, we have selected the following winners of our Five Alarm Fiction Rodeo contest.

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“Is fishes?” She arched an eyebrow and cocked her head to the opposite side.

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Step forward and fulfill your destiny.

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Philosophical quandaries or just quarantine delusions?

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