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            <title><![CDATA[A Highway Code for the Swimming Pool]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/a-highway-code-for-the-swimming-pool-88c029f5184b?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*VnBVK_nirQ3X0MjI" width="5663"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Lane discipline and etiquette for the aquatically unhinged, from a Penguin who has absolutely never hogged lane three.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/a-highway-code-for-the-swimming-pool-88c029f5184b?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Arctic Circular »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 14:16:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Gunpowder Plot Is Britain’s First Heist Movie.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/the-gunpowder-plot-is-britains-first-heist-movie-84a088763f64?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*quCvykPNOTqUv9bi" width="3456"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">What would&#x2019;ve actually happened if Guy Fawkes had lit the fuse?</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/the-gunpowder-plot-is-britains-first-heist-movie-84a088763f64?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Arctic Circular »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 15:06:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Single Word for Realising Other People Are Real]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/counterarts/the-single-word-for-realising-other-people-are-real-30003fe05b53?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*JCVH2wNaqWC386uY" width="5472"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">A fifteen-year-old girl called Sarah taught me that &#x2018;Sonder&#x2019; is the antithesis of self-obsession and key to good writing</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/counterarts/the-single-word-for-realising-other-people-are-real-30003fe05b53?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on Counter Arts »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:31:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[A Far Better Question Than ‘Is This Person Sexist or Racist?’]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/a-far-better-question-than-is-this-person-sexist-or-racist-ae423149045d?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1536/1*gmWlRK6fzlcw7jXBG0i79w.png" width="1536"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Racism and sexism are the symptoms; radicalisation is the cause. Start asking the right questions.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/a-far-better-question-than-is-this-person-sexist-or-racist-ae423149045d?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Arctic Circular »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2026 16:16:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Men Who Are Afraid to Talk to Women]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/the-men-who-are-afraid-to-talk-to-women-ca9db7d6a06f?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2392/1*gyDoyvjWQVGMAAUumu0n1Q.png" width="2392"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">A love story with Pete, Sarah, and zero casualties, which is all coffee flavours of problematic</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/the-men-who-are-afraid-to-talk-to-women-ca9db7d6a06f?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Arctic Circular »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 14:56:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Avoiding An Altman Trial by Vibes]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/avoiding-an-altman-trial-by-vibes-c1c0c6c53f47?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1112/1*z8RZeyE4DlRjHZ-io0IAPQ.png" width="1112"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Why coverage of the live lawsuit between Annie and Sam Altman keeps reaching verdicts the court hasn&#x2019;t reached.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/avoiding-an-altman-trial-by-vibes-c1c0c6c53f47?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Arctic Circular »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 11:06:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Why Do The British Drive On The Left?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/why-do-the-british-drive-on-the-left-feb22cd9d0d0?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1536/1*UVKsZMu872eP2zHI7lv1cQ.png" width="1536"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">One traveller, one Pope, one Napoleon, and the entire history of British stubbornness.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/why-do-the-british-drive-on-the-left-feb22cd9d0d0?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Arctic Circular »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 14:36:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Anti-Feminist Legislation Nobody is Talking About]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/the-political-prism/the-anti-feminist-legislation-nobody-is-talking-about-6bd4a74ed33d?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2534/1*bDHkjSzJYrQzTskN1rD2XA.png" width="2534"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">You&#x2019;d be angry if there were a forced breeding programme, right?</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/the-political-prism/the-anti-feminist-legislation-nobody-is-talking-about-6bd4a74ed33d?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Political Prism »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:07:05 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Cornell Seven Aren’t Innocent, But They Aren't Convicted Either]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/the-cornell-seven-arent-innocent-but-they-arent-convicted-either-e2585f402806?source=rss-df74214abb39------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2120/1*mtJqbf4gGumNCIFiib2Vaw.png" width="2120"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">This is the other feminist perspective on the Cornell case, and there&#x2019;s a very real chance that you won&#x2019;t like it.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/the-cornell-seven-arent-innocent-but-they-arent-convicted-either-e2585f402806?source=rss-df74214abb39------2">Continue reading on The Arctic Circular »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2026 11:11:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[There’s An Epidemic of Lazy Women, and Men are the Ones Getting Sick]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 14:11:01 GMT</pubDate>
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