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The crazies play their final greatest hit

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It was so bad, they’re still thinking up new ones

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Let’s crush them

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Jason and Freddy teach an important lesson for the midterms

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Because the heart wants what the heart wants

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Are we even sure it’s the most important meal of the day at these places?

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It’s later than you think

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I regret that it had to end like this

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Featuring Trump’s Not-Ready-For-Prime Time Spokesperson

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Coming soon to a city near you. . .if you live in a place he doesn’t like

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