<![CDATA[Stories by Emery Schindler on Medium]]> https://medium.com/@emeryschindler?source=rss-90e3e0d0cebf------2 https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/150/150/1*7Hd4_ZQHi-1rXeaRmBgRZg.jpeg Stories by Emery Schindler on Medium https://medium.com/@emeryschindler?source=rss-90e3e0d0cebf------2 Medium Sat, 14 Nov 2026 14:38:47 GMT <![CDATA[DIY People Vs. The Rest Of Humanity]]>

Do-it-for-me-please-I-beg-you is the new Do-It-Yourself.

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Fern was much too loved as a child, and it shows.

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We’re not in Wonderland anymore

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What ~~energy~ do you give off?

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A stereotype walks into a bar.

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You can say you’re both, but we all know you aren’t.

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Disney’s next live-action remake.

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Rural people would make me too stressed to discuss

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Why be boring when you can throw your life into chaos?

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Choose your fighter

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